37. Melaka Blitz + Booze Entropy 2

Personal/Friends & Family

oooh..Butterfly award awarded by Cheng Yee...the instructions there I ain't gona follow. My appreciation..sob sob thank you thank you..ahhahaahahha

So...for the Deepavali holiday weekend my friends and I had planned for a holiday plan. It was initially a Genting trip..bus fare only Rm7.80 from Kajang. But then we have a friend who is a prince of Melaka who suggested we go make a visit to the historical state of Malaysia that is Melaka.

We departed in the evening of last friday and reached there within one hour, there's only the border. A few more 10 minutes to reach the cities and first stop was a dinner spot with the friend's family. A treat. Nice food. Then we begun on a night excursion around the city and so we hopped onto the Sungai Melaka River Cruise. A 40 minutes cruising to see the famous spots of Melaka, a night scene of course.

After that, it's 12am already. Our friend took us around to check out the famous bars/clubs/pubs there. Cool eh..Good eh...chicks eh...There is one called Pure Bar. They are organizing a Halloween party. Anyone who come with make-up/costume gets free entrance. Another one just across the road is The Office, I had an inner attraction to it somehow...and then we strolled along the jetty entertainment centre. I could see the Eye of Malaysia already erected there. Balik rumah(friend's grandma house) buat si-eh then tidur...sucker Jonathan pwned the bed..leaving us blanketless and spaceless..my ass got banged basically until I gave up to change to another room without air-cond to rest in peace, literally. That was already 6am.

It's Saturday, whole lotta new places awaited my visit. It was my first time to visit Melaka. Even my family hasn't came. So, let these sets of photos tell the story. It started with a Chicken Rice-ball breakfast. I had 7 or 8 balls. Absolutely tasty. No pictures.

^This picture came through into life..all the while it was only found in the Sejarah Textbooks.

^This is the statue of Admiral Zheng He.

^This place too became a reality.

^A distant view of Eye Of Malaysia...or is it Eye on Malaysia?? hmm..

^The Beast & the Harlot in the City of Evil...note in the writings, the occupation of the deceased as a "merchant" and "captain" ahhah

^I think this is St. Paul.

^Japanese high school students...A LOT. I'm telling you, (fux the max!) I'm excited to see them(girls). But I had an experience there which then I identified them as Jipunas..I ain't writing it here. Ladies, don't bother to be curious I wouldn't want to let you people know. hahahaha

We had lunch at one of the very famous shop which serves Baba Nyonya delicacies from cendol to nasi lemak. We all had nasi lemak, laksa and cendol. All santan-based recipe. Total stomach euphoria. Of course I did buy gifts for people back at Penang. We went on to Makhota Parade shopping mall. Great place..cool. Balik rumah mandi pergi makan malam dengan ayah dan adik si kawan. It's something like bak kut teh..but no it's not, with pork meat and small intestines..in hokkien, hoon cheong. And then we walked on to the roads there which are named Jonker Walk, Taufu Walk..etc(i think so)..similar to Petaling Street night market. After that...

Clubbing. At The Office. Pure Bar was too crowded and packed. #$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&^%$#$%^& fux &^%$%^&*()*&^%$#$%^& I love the place. It's not usual like dance party clubbing, it's more of a leisure slow-burn clubbing but there are still people who were high and dancing. The waitresses all are dressed in office outfits...sexy. The chicks there...hot and cold. And I'm all hyped up, as I was served by 3 ladies. The music is LOUD so we have to talk(or shout) to the ears..that's the fux, communicating with them ear-to-ear so near(I can feel the ear and the lips..). AH, I can't forget that, man...my first club. 1 bucket of Tuborg. Muahah my friend said he's not bringing me along anymore next time because all the ladies approached only me muahah I'm telling you, I love it.

^So dark..

Oh ya there's prostitutes too luring rich men there...and one successfully caught one. My friend knows how to identify them..body language. Hot and slutty. Lepas tu balik rumah buat si-eh lagi tidur...

The next day, in fact before the next dawn at 5am. The stomach melancholy begun. Terrible stomach ache and food poisoning. The worst/best in my life to date. Toilet was my company of the day. oh the bed too. Porridge and Buns became the meals. Sigh, what's with me with new holiday places. Always. Enough, I don't want to remember the pain here...

Back to campus the next day because other friends were in pain too.
@$$#$%^&*

Melaka is great. Penang and Melaka the two "tak berkutu" states. Even Penang State CM came from Melaka. Fux

Homework homework assignment assignment sports workout rest...

Oh ya.. I got an old album of Lost Prophets - Start Something from there, one that I couldn't find in most shops.

{Advice...Clubbing destroys the heart. The music destroys the ear drums. Drinking destroys the liver. Smoking destroys the lungs. Unprotected ONS destroys the body. Excesses lead to a slow and young demise. Don't go over the line...for leisure once a while it's ok but be conscientious. I'm telling this to myself...but it's a live fast, die young hedonistic cult..huh}

[All the photos were taken by my handphone and some of them have been downsized, the proper size of the photo uploaded is under the link]

36. 18 Years of Joy, Indulgence & Macabre + Booze Entropy +

Personal

..rock @$$ for some crazy mojo updates..

License to Mature. Expiry of juvenile.

Embryo - 1991 : Oblivion
1992 - 1994 : Boredom
1995 - 1996 : Discovery to Earthlings
1997 - 1998 : Primary education starts + Character building
1999 : Chick Radar develops + Blooming of feelings
2000 : Y2K = Nothing
2001 : Rock and distortion was injected into my blood [Happy Linkin Park, LimpBizkit, Korn, Marilyn Manson and Slipknot introduction.
2002 : The year my life switched on + Fractured fore-arm
2003 : Secondary education starts + Libido increases + Danced(weird..the only one year of sea scouting, I still honour[salutes] 8th Georgetown(S) Sea Scouts)
2004 : Dark Age(because I didn't study well) + Blues & Classical Music Cult Evolution + Modern Day Metal Preaching (Remember well, YW and Hooi)
2005 : Complacency strikes back + Chick Radar upgraded to Chick Net(means 2 things;catching and internet)
2006 : Work Overdose Era begins + Late night sleeping + Overflow of feelings
2007 : Serious Work ignites + Chair meetings =.= (I don't like making speeches with everyone else being quiet and intense with a presence of a teacher;inferiority complex) + Emotions run wild (feelings level up)

2008 - Present Day : A world full of fun and fuxness + Music experience takes a great leap + Overflow of action and bewilderment + The year tears and joy took over + Turning point of Life

I've thought and cared too much. There's so much to life that I've yet to experience.

For this age, I delightfully modify my chick-device to Chick Radar enhanced with auto-target, more like Bluetooth wireless with profile auto-connect; after M.I.A issues and Seize The Day attempts[Avenged Sevenfold inspirations].

Wishlist:
1. Music rhythm, coordination and speed muscle...and patience
2. Squier Telecaster + Marshall RM380/Roland Micro RM430 (this has been a 5 years wait and it has undergone countless decrease of hope and price) [Dad..I couldn't ask for less already, I only owned by own bicycle(and an unwillingly dreadful classical guitar)...brother's laptop, handphone, playstation(s);time for my own electric experience! Mum, sorry I sms-ed so/too much.] T.T
3. Time management skill
4. New girl friends ~hahahaaah hopefully some neighbours/apartment-mates.
5. More time to spend with friends back at Penang. It's been losing so much abruptly. Life is definitely in its radiant eclipse at the moment..slow burn.
6. A healthy lifestyle(minimum level) and of course good health and safety
7. Make sure my family and friends back home are happy, safe and healthy.
8. Make sure my foes forget me.
9. Make sure girls don't miss the chance to look at me =.=
10. Make sure I don't miss the chance to look at girls(not the one at my campus) due to shorsightedness/non-observant-ness
11. Ok..final, I wish to make people happy and happy...

They are in no way of any priority order.

18 years of kick-ass life. Dedication of some new songs to myself and the people back in Penang(in the filefactory) hehe and my first time celebrating not at home without my family.

[song title word usage from Avenged Sevenfold - Radiant Eclipse and Atreyu - Slow Burn]

After this, it's City of Evil and then the Bat Country!YEAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

{I'm heavily listening to Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu and Bullet For My Valentine, need more BFMV though hah but yeah, Hooi I'm starting to going through the songs you gave me many months ago}

It's the blues re-evolution time. Get ready.

(Tiger Beer time...)


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A week ago, I arranged a dinner meet-up with Mou Jian, who is studying in INTI Nilai. That was the second time we meet. This time, a planned drinking meeting. We brought the vodka bought earlier by a friend/course-mate from Labuan(tax-free:whole lotta cheaper fux).

And so after our meal, we do the boozing. Left maybe around one quarter of the bottle. Let MJ try the wickedness of ultra pure vodka, which tasted like Scotch. The mix of the night was 7-Up. And then 3 persons got their face red. Me, being the "khekhiang"("berlagak") attempted a pure one-go bottoms up drink. It totally burnt my whole airway and the whole torso. Vision lagging occured minutes later to everyone. Haha, a mild one this time..unlike the first time 2 weeks ago which was followed by heavy head and dizziness. MJ enjoyed =D

Hostel room activity followed up. Card game and C&C Zero Hour LAN, 4vs4com. TOtal Body Annilihation. Brain wreckage also...of not studying at all. :s Nevermind. Body relaxation comes first..hehe

hmm..lyrics-writing have been coming back to me,after a two-years hiatus.

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On Saturday, I met up with Jason Teo who is studying in UTM for a Diploma in Aeronautics. My J-brother who is going to be in the aviation industry too. aha, I will have a post on this friendship thing.

Oh back to that, we and my friends from my study place actually blazed 6 shopping centres in one day. I think, it's more owning than women. First place being Berjaya Times Square. Then some gadget shopping at Lowyat. Lunch at Sungai Wang. A walk in Lot 10 and then a visit to Pavillion. Finally, bowling at midvalley. Spectated an underage(maybe around 12 years old) group of girls partying. Hot. I mean, they're dancing. They're really high. Non-stop. Fun. Rich kids.. And then a couple making out and foreplaying behind us. I didn't see it, I was informed so. Good outing with Jason, happy 12 years of friendship and J-brother-ship.

35. The Strings

Personal

I got the touch of Fender and Gibson. Ah...

A Telecaster. And a Zakk Wylde Les Paul Special.

They are sooooooooooooooooooooo good. No one can imagine how excited and happy I was. Ya know, having get to touch, play, abuse and experience electric guitars. And these aren't any ordinary electrics. Thanks to BeatStop of Yamaha in Midvalley and the great guy working there.

They are just, great. At price from RM3000 of course. That really boosted my aspiration and hopes...ahha and you know what, I tried it plugged to a 200W Laney amplifier. Superb and magnificent.

ah.....I totally owned...myself. Especially having just borrowed a steel-string from a neighbour. ARGHHHHHHHH HOOI!!! YOU TRIGGERED MY IMPATIENCE! Nevermind, end of the year..end of the year. We will do G3. I guarantee you.

34. Break Stuff

Personal/Friends & Family

scheduled posting...by the time this post is posted I am in the class doing one of my midterm exam...

O k..holidays' over. What a life I experienced back in Penang, the island. Yeah, heavy endless rain and news of flood in the city, sad.. but yet, such fun..ain't it fun?

I drove a lot...until a point where my right leg becomes lazy to step for acceleration. So I went on a 40km/h city cruising, annoyed drivers please overtake me haha But no, most of the time I've been speeding, cutting, overtaking and no, I don't tailgate like Jonathan (haha!). It's fun and actually dangerous, think of your loved ones and the consequences when you think of attempting any speed stunts on the road. I always do, and I think that I get to reach them faster and see them sooner =D no la, that's not the point. My point is, THERE HAD BEEN SO MANY ROAD ACCIDENTS HAPPENING. They always happen but that was one day where I witnessed like more than 2 crash sites in a day. Scary. And ya, I inter-knock my sidemirror with someone else's. Not good.

So, it's been fun and pleasurable doing all the activities with friends back there. Meeting and visiting people, cheer up and cast a rain of smiles. Especially visiting my former babysitter with guavas for her...I hope I'd make her happy. The proud thing is I went alone and had a sit and get to eat her homemade jelly "chai-ean" and watching the kids play. They all have grown up so much...who I used to help babysit 8 years ago. fyi my babysitter, she used to babysit our Malaysia's Squash player Nicol David too..proud eh..

And for a reunion with friends. Pretty much joyful. We did like countless of CC outings..bowling games and pool. erh..and consecutive Fettes Park western food. Oh, tau lau juak for a farewell for Shen How. Our future doctor, who just went to Russia for his medicine studies. 6 years-ordeal urh.. As I know, my form 5 class monitor Jeffrey and another guy Edwin are the people who are pursuing medicine. Cool. All the best to them.

This. People who are not in Penang anymore... From right, that's Jonathan, Daniel, X and Andrew. Daniel's in Nottingham and Andrew in Singapore...Nottingham in Semenyih...hehe

[ah...cool growing up photo, thanks to Andrew for the capture and Daniel for sending. btw that's my belt protruded not anything else hah]

Spent most of the time with Ah Hooi la...lonely rocker. DAMN...RM250 for the whole electric guitar package from Andrew. Yeah, never mind I get to at least touch and feel the power before pressing my balls for the next near 3 months. Wait for me!!! I shall come back and complete the harmonizing. And I had the best so far in my experience nasi kandar woohoo...at RM7.50; pahaayam kicap, telur puyuh and daging kambing ketul...fux I will dearly miss it.

Aiya...don't get to spend more time with this buddy la, Mr. Jon...he's darn occupied...never mind haha as long as everybody is happy..

Did shoppings....got 2 new jerseys, sports tops which are so comfortable hopefully they will serve me well in sports. A replacement for my broken tumbler bottle. Got my favourite windbreaker from my aunt yay. And most importantly new sets of underwear...YEARGH! haha

That should summarize a bit or so on the things I did back at home sweet home...it's fun except for the part I have to rush(still slacking) for my homework. At home, I'm really the part-time slacker I once was...eat, play guitar, air drum while listening to music, then sleep and repeat. Or sleep, computer, chat, eat and repeat. Not productive. Only hiking and walk rounds with Hooi sum up the hard work I had. and yeah, new additions of music into my laptop playlist. Jonathan should be fully equipped with games too! There goes the studying motivation...oh yeah, vodka and chocolates from friends from abroad. Hopefully alcohol and cigarettes don't make up a part of me in future...kuatkan iman!

OH YA! Forgotten! Khang Yang's birthday! hahaha We went to celebrate for him. Birthday cake and KFC, and a pair of white school shoes which he need too. 18 years old people....I'm gonna join them soon woohoo...condom sales will shoot up too soon.

[Song title thievery from Limpbizkit - Break Stuff]

Back to jungle life, dudes and babes. Take care and cheers. All the best people =D

This is a crazy shit...A7X - Bat Country TOC Live LBC

33. The Rain Revelation 2 + Taggo 2

Personal

I dedicate the song Avenged Sevenfold - I Won't See You Tonight pt.1 to all the sad and depressed people..I am not hoping that your situations will worsen but it's just a song..sometimes you gotta move on and let go of certain things(appropriately). Especially not holding on to something that is not doing any good right now. Just walk up and reach for better days[Goo Goo Dolls inspiration]. And I'm enjoying very much the war torn songs by A7X like M.I.A and Gunslinger..if you know/identify any more similar songs by them do recommend to me. Goodbye, I'll be away from island for another 2 months plus and I'll be BACK IN BLACK[AC/DC]!

thanks YW for this video... Hope you people would enjoy it


Endless rain endless rain endless rain endless rain endless rain but I'm not listening to the song by X-Japan..lazy...

oh, another song to add..Stone Sour - Zzyxd rd. especially with this line, "I'm still too tired to care and I gotta go..".

Songs to reflect the opening of the new path:
Velvet Revolver - The Last Fight
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Tuesday's Gone
X-Japan - Endless Rain
Atreyu - Becoming The Bull
Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World[originally David Bowie]
Dir En Grey - Conceived Sorrow
...fux ....
and ultimately Avenged Sevenfold - M.I.A ....like many others who post lyrics..my turn.

"Fight for honor, fight for your life
Pray to God that our side is right
Although we won I still may lose, until I make it home to you
I see our mothers filled with tears, grew up so fast where did those years go?
Memories won't let you cry, unless I don't return tonight"
~M.I.A, Avenged Sevenfold 2005

...and another part of the song was already in my sidebar.

2 weeks ago, I was enlightened, now I'm showered with rain of strength but with scars of life (but on the contrary, I'm feeling very tired now. Mentally or physical...duno..body's feeling a bit slow maybe because I drove so much endlessly rounding the island and weird enough, I knocked someone's side mirror and mine got retracted by force..nah small deal not even a scratch). Boohoo...it's all due to the people, rain, music and the guitar. 3 more months or rather 2 months and 3 weeks I will rise!!! I will storm the best of both worlds by electric. hah

The year 2009 will mark the rebirth of the star as I declared Big Bang(s) this year....self-indulgence crap.

Hooi and Ye-Wheen, await me... hopefully for RM500+RM400 I shall join in the harmonizing barrage of shreds. Abusing my finger tips actually prepare me for the tough precision repair in the aircrafts. 10 rounds in Botanical Gardens shall wait too...I will run the runway more often. Annual Sports Day 2009 also shall see another attempt by the OFA new challenger of 2008(lame enough it's me). muahah so much for the resolutions... the idea of having 20 guitarists harmonizing on stage for a tribute...could be for Joe or Clapton....and YW, you have inspired me to go back to my blues roots..

and I'm going back to the jungle soon...precisely 3 more days. Assignments/Exams/Practicals...huh

I can't believe it, I've chosen a path that doesn't bring me back home so often any more...especially if I get to fly next time, hotels and chicks are going to be my life =.=

Let me do this...TAG HOMEWORK tagged by granddaughter LJP my body is tired but my fingers are still stronggg. Here goes the lame tag..
01] Real name: Jared Teoh C*** J** (sorry la I'm very secretive)
02] Nickname: ***rot(fux..exposed just to be sporting)..bo sporting liao muahah
03] Married: Not yet
04] Zodiac Sign: Libra
05] Gender: Male
06] Age: 17 (legal for sex in some 2 weeks time)
07] High School: Penang Free School
08] College: Nil (uni yes woohoo.Universiti Kuala Lumpur Malaysian Institute of Aviation Technology
09] Height: around 162cm
10] Weight: Almost 50kg
11] Do you like yourself: Yes
12] Piercings: Not yet
13] Right or left: Both (in future)
14] Are you a freak : When someone thinks so
15] Hair: Fluffy/straight
16] Skin: Macho light-brown
17] Allergic: Dust, cat shit and rotten food leftovers and sudden change of climate
18] What are you doing now: Shaking my leg while doing this tag thing
19] What will you doing 1hour later: Should be dreaming
20] What will you doing 10 years later: Busy with career

THE FAMILY
21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents in Island, room mate in Jungle
22] Siblings(included you): Two
23] Eldest: Brother
24] Youngest: Me
25] Love/hate your family: Love

THE LOVE -------[the dumbest part of the tag-kickass]
26] You found your another half: what half?
27] If yes, who is he/she: my another half
28] If no, who you want he/she to be: someone who respects and loves life
29] Time(s) you in relationship: Nil.
30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): Mr. Woo Kok Ho
31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): Mr. Woo Kok Ho, the cool teacher
32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Not sure.
33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Not sure.
34] Ever argue with your other half: Not sure.
35] You with your other half since: what half la...if it's my body then since I was born
36] Are you straight/Lesbo: Should be still straight...I can't be lesbo anyway
37] Reasons you love your other half: If it's my body then because it's mine
38] You and your other half in which stage: Teenager stage
39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: Mr. Woo Kok Ho is my friend's Maths teacher
40] Ever think of marry he/she: who?

THE FRIENDS
41] Your first best friend: My dick
42] Your first enemy: Others' dicks
43] The friend you love the most(1only): My phallus
44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): His phallus
45] Your most beautiful girl friend: She will go vain la
46] Your most handsome boy friend: They will think I'm gay la..
47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Unfriendly to me/cocky/disrespectful/too cute
48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Cocky/unfriendly/disrespectful/maybe too handsome
49] You fall in love with your close friend before: how does it feel to be falling in love?
50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: malei...
51] If your friend backstabbing you: Disrespect him/her
52] If your friend betray you: Confront and discuss then reconcile or disrespect
53] If your friend woo your lover: Mr. Woo Kok Ho is my once school mate's dad
54] If your friend fall in love with you: That should be the way isn't it? Good la
55] If you fall in love with your best friend: I already love my dick

THE STUDIES
56] Are you a good student: Damn yes
57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: 95% so far. The worst was in Form 5(50%)
58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: My mum
59] Always late to school/college: Yes to school. Sometimes in uni..
60] Your class: 1-Aero-1
61] You love your seniors: Love? I had some crushes in high school..
62] Senior who you love the most: .....love.....
63] Your classmates good/bad: Mostly good
64] Excellent result classmate: Should be Jonathan
65] Laziest classmate: Not sure
66] Smart people: A handful
67] Stupid people: Tsk. A handful
68] Good looking people: A handful
69] Ugly people: aiya...dun say people ugly la...they are just not so good if you compare
70] Funny people: A handful including lecturers
71] Cute people: None...but by comparison my class monitor la..but I'm still not gay
72] Bad people: A handful
73] Honest people: Not sure
74] Acting people: Not sure
75] You are what kind of people: Enjoys looking for girls

THE PREFER
76] Lip or eyes: Ass
77] Hugs or kisses: Sex...ok ok Hug la
78] Shorter or taller: Both ok..
79] hesitant or spontaneous: Don't really care
80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Don't really care
81] Listener or talker: Don't really care
82] Romantic or rich: Don't really care
83] Good husband or Good Father: ???

THE FUTURE
84] Age to get marry: 32 (nice number heh)
85] Numbers of kid(s): I plan to adopt, maybe 2
86] Career: In aviation or music
87] Salary: Damned but depends on the state of economy
88] Retirement age: When I'm tired and happy or when I'm invited to do music by a friend
89] Properties value: hmm...
90] Wishes: Make people happy and learn to love the others. Make people worship me.

That's all I hope it helps you to know a bit or so about me if you'd like to. Freak thing..fux(thanks YW for the word)