36. 18 Years of Joy, Indulgence & Macabre + Booze Entropy +

Personal

..rock @$$ for some crazy mojo updates..

License to Mature. Expiry of juvenile.

Embryo - 1991 : Oblivion
1992 - 1994 : Boredom
1995 - 1996 : Discovery to Earthlings
1997 - 1998 : Primary education starts + Character building
1999 : Chick Radar develops + Blooming of feelings
2000 : Y2K = Nothing
2001 : Rock and distortion was injected into my blood [Happy Linkin Park, LimpBizkit, Korn, Marilyn Manson and Slipknot introduction.
2002 : The year my life switched on + Fractured fore-arm
2003 : Secondary education starts + Libido increases + Danced(weird..the only one year of sea scouting, I still honour[salutes] 8th Georgetown(S) Sea Scouts)
2004 : Dark Age(because I didn't study well) + Blues & Classical Music Cult Evolution + Modern Day Metal Preaching (Remember well, YW and Hooi)
2005 : Complacency strikes back + Chick Radar upgraded to Chick Net(means 2 things;catching and internet)
2006 : Work Overdose Era begins + Late night sleeping + Overflow of feelings
2007 : Serious Work ignites + Chair meetings =.= (I don't like making speeches with everyone else being quiet and intense with a presence of a teacher;inferiority complex) + Emotions run wild (feelings level up)

2008 - Present Day : A world full of fun and fuxness + Music experience takes a great leap + Overflow of action and bewilderment + The year tears and joy took over + Turning point of Life

I've thought and cared too much. There's so much to life that I've yet to experience.

For this age, I delightfully modify my chick-device to Chick Radar enhanced with auto-target, more like Bluetooth wireless with profile auto-connect; after M.I.A issues and Seize The Day attempts[Avenged Sevenfold inspirations].

Wishlist:
1. Music rhythm, coordination and speed muscle...and patience
2. Squier Telecaster + Marshall RM380/Roland Micro RM430 (this has been a 5 years wait and it has undergone countless decrease of hope and price) [Dad..I couldn't ask for less already, I only owned by own bicycle(and an unwillingly dreadful classical guitar)...brother's laptop, handphone, playstation(s);time for my own electric experience! Mum, sorry I sms-ed so/too much.] T.T
3. Time management skill
4. New girl friends ~hahahaaah hopefully some neighbours/apartment-mates.
5. More time to spend with friends back at Penang. It's been losing so much abruptly. Life is definitely in its radiant eclipse at the moment..slow burn.
6. A healthy lifestyle(minimum level) and of course good health and safety
7. Make sure my family and friends back home are happy, safe and healthy.
8. Make sure my foes forget me.
9. Make sure girls don't miss the chance to look at me =.=
10. Make sure I don't miss the chance to look at girls(not the one at my campus) due to shorsightedness/non-observant-ness
11. Ok..final, I wish to make people happy and happy...

They are in no way of any priority order.

18 years of kick-ass life. Dedication of some new songs to myself and the people back in Penang(in the filefactory) hehe and my first time celebrating not at home without my family.

[song title word usage from Avenged Sevenfold - Radiant Eclipse and Atreyu - Slow Burn]

After this, it's City of Evil and then the Bat Country!YEAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

{I'm heavily listening to Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu and Bullet For My Valentine, need more BFMV though hah but yeah, Hooi I'm starting to going through the songs you gave me many months ago}

It's the blues re-evolution time. Get ready.

(Tiger Beer time...)


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A week ago, I arranged a dinner meet-up with Mou Jian, who is studying in INTI Nilai. That was the second time we meet. This time, a planned drinking meeting. We brought the vodka bought earlier by a friend/course-mate from Labuan(tax-free:whole lotta cheaper fux).

And so after our meal, we do the boozing. Left maybe around one quarter of the bottle. Let MJ try the wickedness of ultra pure vodka, which tasted like Scotch. The mix of the night was 7-Up. And then 3 persons got their face red. Me, being the "khekhiang"("berlagak") attempted a pure one-go bottoms up drink. It totally burnt my whole airway and the whole torso. Vision lagging occured minutes later to everyone. Haha, a mild one this time..unlike the first time 2 weeks ago which was followed by heavy head and dizziness. MJ enjoyed =D

Hostel room activity followed up. Card game and C&C Zero Hour LAN, 4vs4com. TOtal Body Annilihation. Brain wreckage also...of not studying at all. :s Nevermind. Body relaxation comes first..hehe

hmm..lyrics-writing have been coming back to me,after a two-years hiatus.

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On Saturday, I met up with Jason Teo who is studying in UTM for a Diploma in Aeronautics. My J-brother who is going to be in the aviation industry too. aha, I will have a post on this friendship thing.

Oh back to that, we and my friends from my study place actually blazed 6 shopping centres in one day. I think, it's more owning than women. First place being Berjaya Times Square. Then some gadget shopping at Lowyat. Lunch at Sungai Wang. A walk in Lot 10 and then a visit to Pavillion. Finally, bowling at midvalley. Spectated an underage(maybe around 12 years old) group of girls partying. Hot. I mean, they're dancing. They're really high. Non-stop. Fun. Rich kids.. And then a couple making out and foreplaying behind us. I didn't see it, I was informed so. Good outing with Jason, happy 12 years of friendship and J-brother-ship.

34. Break Stuff

Personal/Friends & Family

scheduled posting...by the time this post is posted I am in the class doing one of my midterm exam...

O k..holidays' over. What a life I experienced back in Penang, the island. Yeah, heavy endless rain and news of flood in the city, sad.. but yet, such fun..ain't it fun?

I drove a lot...until a point where my right leg becomes lazy to step for acceleration. So I went on a 40km/h city cruising, annoyed drivers please overtake me haha But no, most of the time I've been speeding, cutting, overtaking and no, I don't tailgate like Jonathan (haha!). It's fun and actually dangerous, think of your loved ones and the consequences when you think of attempting any speed stunts on the road. I always do, and I think that I get to reach them faster and see them sooner =D no la, that's not the point. My point is, THERE HAD BEEN SO MANY ROAD ACCIDENTS HAPPENING. They always happen but that was one day where I witnessed like more than 2 crash sites in a day. Scary. And ya, I inter-knock my sidemirror with someone else's. Not good.

So, it's been fun and pleasurable doing all the activities with friends back there. Meeting and visiting people, cheer up and cast a rain of smiles. Especially visiting my former babysitter with guavas for her...I hope I'd make her happy. The proud thing is I went alone and had a sit and get to eat her homemade jelly "chai-ean" and watching the kids play. They all have grown up so much...who I used to help babysit 8 years ago. fyi my babysitter, she used to babysit our Malaysia's Squash player Nicol David too..proud eh..

And for a reunion with friends. Pretty much joyful. We did like countless of CC outings..bowling games and pool. erh..and consecutive Fettes Park western food. Oh, tau lau juak for a farewell for Shen How. Our future doctor, who just went to Russia for his medicine studies. 6 years-ordeal urh.. As I know, my form 5 class monitor Jeffrey and another guy Edwin are the people who are pursuing medicine. Cool. All the best to them.

This. People who are not in Penang anymore... From right, that's Jonathan, Daniel, X and Andrew. Daniel's in Nottingham and Andrew in Singapore...Nottingham in Semenyih...hehe

[ah...cool growing up photo, thanks to Andrew for the capture and Daniel for sending. btw that's my belt protruded not anything else hah]

Spent most of the time with Ah Hooi la...lonely rocker. DAMN...RM250 for the whole electric guitar package from Andrew. Yeah, never mind I get to at least touch and feel the power before pressing my balls for the next near 3 months. Wait for me!!! I shall come back and complete the harmonizing. And I had the best so far in my experience nasi kandar woohoo...at RM7.50; pahaayam kicap, telur puyuh and daging kambing ketul...fux I will dearly miss it.

Aiya...don't get to spend more time with this buddy la, Mr. Jon...he's darn occupied...never mind haha as long as everybody is happy..

Did shoppings....got 2 new jerseys, sports tops which are so comfortable hopefully they will serve me well in sports. A replacement for my broken tumbler bottle. Got my favourite windbreaker from my aunt yay. And most importantly new sets of underwear...YEARGH! haha

That should summarize a bit or so on the things I did back at home sweet home...it's fun except for the part I have to rush(still slacking) for my homework. At home, I'm really the part-time slacker I once was...eat, play guitar, air drum while listening to music, then sleep and repeat. Or sleep, computer, chat, eat and repeat. Not productive. Only hiking and walk rounds with Hooi sum up the hard work I had. and yeah, new additions of music into my laptop playlist. Jonathan should be fully equipped with games too! There goes the studying motivation...oh yeah, vodka and chocolates from friends from abroad. Hopefully alcohol and cigarettes don't make up a part of me in future...kuatkan iman!

OH YA! Forgotten! Khang Yang's birthday! hahaha We went to celebrate for him. Birthday cake and KFC, and a pair of white school shoes which he need too. 18 years old people....I'm gonna join them soon woohoo...condom sales will shoot up too soon.

[Song title thievery from Limpbizkit - Break Stuff]

Back to jungle life, dudes and babes. Take care and cheers. All the best people =D

This is a crazy shit...A7X - Bat Country TOC Live LBC

14. May I Touch Your Soul

Friends & Family

2nd Update - Serious major year 2008 resolution broken. I vowed to be able to run/jog the Botanical Gardens 10 rounds by or in June. I guess I am still stuck at 5 rounds. So wth. I switched my regimen to swimming...so that's it. Sad. Will train at KL, got 250000km(squared) of apron at my study place for me to run around it.

Update - May 4th (Detailed post on activity but tried as hard as possible to be summarised)

The celebration. The party. The honour. The unleash of paradise. The 18th anniversary of the day of birth for our baby Jeesus. To make this update amusing, I will hereby illegally declare a change of name of Andrew Ling(a.k.a N-Drooling) to Jandrew. And of course the addition of Hooi's name.

hehe so many guys' birthdays happening la these few weeks. So my turn, to post on a friend's. Same technique too: Fetched Jonathan at 7.20am. Had breakfast and walked back to house at 8am. Jonathan made distress trips to the toilet at least three times. Driver Mr. CM Jon came and so we made our way to fetch the baby boy at 10.40am. Reached Gurney at 11.30am. Note: Khang Yang for entau reasons he didn't make it to have fun with us. We would to like to apologize to you too for causing you so much trouble in transportation matters in the previous outings. Then, met up with Jandrew. Few tens of minutes later, the group completed its attendance list. We were Jared, Jon, Jonathan, Jandrew, Janicia, Jason and Jeesus. Janicia and Jason are new found friends and they are colleagues to Jon and Hooi. Nice and fun-loving people I swear to Jeesus.

Primary objective: Sushi treat at Sushi King's. It's a Salmon Sacrificial "Selebration". I dared and dealt RM5 to Hooi to eat the salmon which he "lather" very much wasabi on it. He did it. Because we were in dire straits of getting salmons onto our table(because freshly made raw salmons were grabbed like hot asses) Jason performed the Special Salmon Stealth Salvation. tada.. at least 4 or 5 pink-plates of raw salmon. Glutton for raw salmons. Finished lunch at around 2.15pm. The bill's total was less than RM500, more than RM50, less than RM300, more than RM150, less than RM190 and etc. My RM20(2XRM10) vouchers and 10% discount card were shoved onto the cashier's face. Then there's like some other promotion thing so altogether we were using 3 kinds of promotion available to ease the burden. Of course there's additional colourful notes handed by us. Next, shopping. Jason and Jandrew bought clothes. Didn't the girl buy anything? No. Hooi and I window-shopped for Soda men's brief. I admit it's nice, yet it's red in colour. Next, travel to the top floor for our movie.

Sigh, my phone camera was slow that it missed the part he posed with the wasabi-ed salmon. Ask Jason or Janicia for the better and stimulating pictures of him.

[Spoiler ahead]:Lame. Unexpected. Can't even force a fake laugh. Superhero Movie. I wanted and expected the movie to be like Epic Movie or Scary Movie which depict many other movie story lines into it. But it's just plain Spiderman parody. About Dragonfly. What a serendipitous movie for Hooi. He's the Dragonfly as the birthday boy. 2 girls 1 cup is mentioned. It ended at 4.15pm. Know wat, Janicia, Jon and Hooi were supposed to work I think from 5pm. But u know la... mood is birthday party mood who wants to drench their balls in sweat. They took 40 minutes to settle the work replacements. hehehe(grins) Off we went to continue our celebration!!! Arcade was the attraction. wth. I got blessings from Jon to waste some money there. Forgive me, Jeesus. Then showdown of Daytona Racing of Jonathan, Jandrew, Jason, Jeesus and I(Jared). I don't know who got the top 3 but I know I got 4th and that noob last minute accident crash gay got 5th. Saved my ass off humiliation as one of the skilful racers.

NEXTTT! Planning and deciding of the next objective and destination. Left Gurney. Entered Penang Bowl. Haven. Haven't been there since maybe 2 months ago since SPM result day outing game with Joel. To my horror and dismay and chagrin, I can't believe it I didn't get a single STRIKE (X) at all in all two games we played, I kept hitting all but always left one and only hiaupoh a.k.a watermelon with luck and faith would occasionally help me to get SPARE. But I won 2nd place in the last game losing to Jonathan by 4 points. Hahah! Yes, Janicia learnt to play bowling and played for the first time. To my envy, she got a Strike. NOT BADDDDD LO! We also met Teik Hong and Adrian Koay after our game then we left. Dropped Jonathan at McD. Went back to Goodall hawker centre opposite of Peng Hua Chinese Girls High School. Oh ya, Jason left us too. So only 5 who went for dinner together. The orders: Mee Juta, Gu Bak Koay Teow Mee, Wan Tan Mee, (wat did Jon ordered?), Fried Oyster with Egg, Fried Squids(fried? with spicy gravy) and Stingray Panggang.

Next, McDonald's hanging out and dessert sit-in but before that was a long and slow journey with the traffic jammed(because of the magnanimous(tell me if i used this word properly or not, Raz introduced it) hike in price of petrol from RM1.92 to RM2.70 per litre, I share the grief of many vehicled road users) and withstanding of Jon's life rigmarole during which it usually commences when he is stressed by the road traffic. Lots of confessions and lectures on life, family and responsibility. Poor Janicia, super bored and distressed but Hooi and I sat amused by his ramblings because it' s not our first time of hearing his philosophies. Chill, Jon-while the night is still young, enjoy life. Ok, at McDonald's already with 3-filled-to-the-brim bladders except the driver. Poor Jandrew, cold wet and lonely so he changed to his newly bought slacks-so called virgin slacks. So, the orders: 2 Chocolate Sundae Cups, McFlurry Oreo, Iced Lemon Tea(did Jandrew order any ice-cream?) and Vanilla Sundae Cone.

Ok, time to go back to the trees, birdies. We're not alcohol or club revellers. Husband to the rescue. Men's talk commenced after woman's say of goodbye. Short-lived though because the topics were too disturbing to Jandrew. Balik lah...balik lo. Now I hereby declare the revert of the name Jandrew back to Andrew.

Warning: This video contains uncensored disturbing acts and depictions
Dir en Grey - Obscure
One of the older Vkei hardcore scenes

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I try not to be lame or boring... I don't post so regular right. I was thinking of it, people actually post like everyday or at least regular and consistent. Think of it, I only prepare meaningful posts or at least posts with messages I would like to disseminate. So ok, I think. I am not of the style that post on daily cravings and anticipations. Nevermind, I am here writing a new post which will keep my blog active for a while. You know, once a while lau juak. Merry Go Round..

wth?

Ok. Ting! It's 12am now writing this very line. And it's my friend's day which he will become legal to watch some violent substances, horror flicks and some porn. And yes, legal age to revel in some kind of activity which majority does it under the blanket in different positions and if without protection their parents will be proud to be grandparents soon. Make sense?

I don't have to tell who la..it's kinda obvious if you know his birthday. If not then nevermind, find it out. Friends find their way through. Foes find their way on top. ..nothing... The plan goes like this in 10 hours time. Meet at my house. Make a move. Then hmm I myself am not sure about the beginning of the plan. Then we will have Sushi for lunch. As planned accordingly, a movie will follow. Who knows what's after that? No, sorry, no thanks no orgy. I AM STILL UNDERAGE for your information. oops, sorry for not being discreet. No, underage or not you don't have to bother to find out. This is just a dream. Dream is ageless. Hopes are boundless. But life still take its toll on them because average human lifespan now is around maybe 75 years.

So, hmm there you go. One decent clean post. Nothng eerie. Nothing spectacular. Nothing amusing. Nothing too bright or dark. Come on... look at the bright side. I can't show you darkness whole day long, there's existence of torchlights, matches and light bulbs and and and.. cute/pretty/beautiful/gorgeous girls. They are here to stay to brighten up lives. Agree? What about men? Do they brighten up girls' lives? Yes, we men ...uhoh..hope physics students only understand this. We men do the Lenz's Law, someway or another or similarly. The example would be of using a soft magnet and is it or coil of wire. Then do the cutting of the magnet through the current. eheh, "electricity". Major digression. I was just supposed to say look at the bright side, it's my friend's birthday, the tall and sexy one. 18 years ago, he kicked his mum hard to be expelled through the canal. See, even he looked at the bright side, only to be pulled out by the doctor. He must be dreaming of Steve Vai. Sigh you came to face the stress of life and you handled 18 years with honour. Keep it up, you should be singing, "what is my name?!!! What is my name!!! Revolution is my name!".

[song content thievery from Revolution by Pantera]

By the way, this is the post which i took the shortest time to finish writing. Clocked at 30 minutes.


You see how grown up this man is. He is none other than my Jeesus from Lorong Argus(near Chulia street and Love lane).