14. May I Touch Your Soul

Friends & Family

2nd Update - Serious major year 2008 resolution broken. I vowed to be able to run/jog the Botanical Gardens 10 rounds by or in June. I guess I am still stuck at 5 rounds. So wth. I switched my regimen to swimming...so that's it. Sad. Will train at KL, got 250000km(squared) of apron at my study place for me to run around it.

Update - May 4th (Detailed post on activity but tried as hard as possible to be summarised)

The celebration. The party. The honour. The unleash of paradise. The 18th anniversary of the day of birth for our baby Jeesus. To make this update amusing, I will hereby illegally declare a change of name of Andrew Ling(a.k.a N-Drooling) to Jandrew. And of course the addition of Hooi's name.

hehe so many guys' birthdays happening la these few weeks. So my turn, to post on a friend's. Same technique too: Fetched Jonathan at 7.20am. Had breakfast and walked back to house at 8am. Jonathan made distress trips to the toilet at least three times. Driver Mr. CM Jon came and so we made our way to fetch the baby boy at 10.40am. Reached Gurney at 11.30am. Note: Khang Yang for entau reasons he didn't make it to have fun with us. We would to like to apologize to you too for causing you so much trouble in transportation matters in the previous outings. Then, met up with Jandrew. Few tens of minutes later, the group completed its attendance list. We were Jared, Jon, Jonathan, Jandrew, Janicia, Jason and Jeesus. Janicia and Jason are new found friends and they are colleagues to Jon and Hooi. Nice and fun-loving people I swear to Jeesus.

Primary objective: Sushi treat at Sushi King's. It's a Salmon Sacrificial "Selebration". I dared and dealt RM5 to Hooi to eat the salmon which he "lather" very much wasabi on it. He did it. Because we were in dire straits of getting salmons onto our table(because freshly made raw salmons were grabbed like hot asses) Jason performed the Special Salmon Stealth Salvation. tada.. at least 4 or 5 pink-plates of raw salmon. Glutton for raw salmons. Finished lunch at around 2.15pm. The bill's total was less than RM500, more than RM50, less than RM300, more than RM150, less than RM190 and etc. My RM20(2XRM10) vouchers and 10% discount card were shoved onto the cashier's face. Then there's like some other promotion thing so altogether we were using 3 kinds of promotion available to ease the burden. Of course there's additional colourful notes handed by us. Next, shopping. Jason and Jandrew bought clothes. Didn't the girl buy anything? No. Hooi and I window-shopped for Soda men's brief. I admit it's nice, yet it's red in colour. Next, travel to the top floor for our movie.

Sigh, my phone camera was slow that it missed the part he posed with the wasabi-ed salmon. Ask Jason or Janicia for the better and stimulating pictures of him.

[Spoiler ahead]:Lame. Unexpected. Can't even force a fake laugh. Superhero Movie. I wanted and expected the movie to be like Epic Movie or Scary Movie which depict many other movie story lines into it. But it's just plain Spiderman parody. About Dragonfly. What a serendipitous movie for Hooi. He's the Dragonfly as the birthday boy. 2 girls 1 cup is mentioned. It ended at 4.15pm. Know wat, Janicia, Jon and Hooi were supposed to work I think from 5pm. But u know la... mood is birthday party mood who wants to drench their balls in sweat. They took 40 minutes to settle the work replacements. hehehe(grins) Off we went to continue our celebration!!! Arcade was the attraction. wth. I got blessings from Jon to waste some money there. Forgive me, Jeesus. Then showdown of Daytona Racing of Jonathan, Jandrew, Jason, Jeesus and I(Jared). I don't know who got the top 3 but I know I got 4th and that noob last minute accident crash gay got 5th. Saved my ass off humiliation as one of the skilful racers.

NEXTTT! Planning and deciding of the next objective and destination. Left Gurney. Entered Penang Bowl. Haven. Haven't been there since maybe 2 months ago since SPM result day outing game with Joel. To my horror and dismay and chagrin, I can't believe it I didn't get a single STRIKE (X) at all in all two games we played, I kept hitting all but always left one and only hiaupoh a.k.a watermelon with luck and faith would occasionally help me to get SPARE. But I won 2nd place in the last game losing to Jonathan by 4 points. Hahah! Yes, Janicia learnt to play bowling and played for the first time. To my envy, she got a Strike. NOT BADDDDD LO! We also met Teik Hong and Adrian Koay after our game then we left. Dropped Jonathan at McD. Went back to Goodall hawker centre opposite of Peng Hua Chinese Girls High School. Oh ya, Jason left us too. So only 5 who went for dinner together. The orders: Mee Juta, Gu Bak Koay Teow Mee, Wan Tan Mee, (wat did Jon ordered?), Fried Oyster with Egg, Fried Squids(fried? with spicy gravy) and Stingray Panggang.

Next, McDonald's hanging out and dessert sit-in but before that was a long and slow journey with the traffic jammed(because of the magnanimous(tell me if i used this word properly or not, Raz introduced it) hike in price of petrol from RM1.92 to RM2.70 per litre, I share the grief of many vehicled road users) and withstanding of Jon's life rigmarole during which it usually commences when he is stressed by the road traffic. Lots of confessions and lectures on life, family and responsibility. Poor Janicia, super bored and distressed but Hooi and I sat amused by his ramblings because it' s not our first time of hearing his philosophies. Chill, Jon-while the night is still young, enjoy life. Ok, at McDonald's already with 3-filled-to-the-brim bladders except the driver. Poor Jandrew, cold wet and lonely so he changed to his newly bought slacks-so called virgin slacks. So, the orders: 2 Chocolate Sundae Cups, McFlurry Oreo, Iced Lemon Tea(did Jandrew order any ice-cream?) and Vanilla Sundae Cone.

Ok, time to go back to the trees, birdies. We're not alcohol or club revellers. Husband to the rescue. Men's talk commenced after woman's say of goodbye. Short-lived though because the topics were too disturbing to Jandrew. Balik lah...balik lo. Now I hereby declare the revert of the name Jandrew back to Andrew.

Warning: This video contains uncensored disturbing acts and depictions
Dir en Grey - Obscure
One of the older Vkei hardcore scenes

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I try not to be lame or boring... I don't post so regular right. I was thinking of it, people actually post like everyday or at least regular and consistent. Think of it, I only prepare meaningful posts or at least posts with messages I would like to disseminate. So ok, I think. I am not of the style that post on daily cravings and anticipations. Nevermind, I am here writing a new post which will keep my blog active for a while. You know, once a while lau juak. Merry Go Round..

wth?

Ok. Ting! It's 12am now writing this very line. And it's my friend's day which he will become legal to watch some violent substances, horror flicks and some porn. And yes, legal age to revel in some kind of activity which majority does it under the blanket in different positions and if without protection their parents will be proud to be grandparents soon. Make sense?

I don't have to tell who la..it's kinda obvious if you know his birthday. If not then nevermind, find it out. Friends find their way through. Foes find their way on top. ..nothing... The plan goes like this in 10 hours time. Meet at my house. Make a move. Then hmm I myself am not sure about the beginning of the plan. Then we will have Sushi for lunch. As planned accordingly, a movie will follow. Who knows what's after that? No, sorry, no thanks no orgy. I AM STILL UNDERAGE for your information. oops, sorry for not being discreet. No, underage or not you don't have to bother to find out. This is just a dream. Dream is ageless. Hopes are boundless. But life still take its toll on them because average human lifespan now is around maybe 75 years.

So, hmm there you go. One decent clean post. Nothng eerie. Nothing spectacular. Nothing amusing. Nothing too bright or dark. Come on... look at the bright side. I can't show you darkness whole day long, there's existence of torchlights, matches and light bulbs and and and.. cute/pretty/beautiful/gorgeous girls. They are here to stay to brighten up lives. Agree? What about men? Do they brighten up girls' lives? Yes, we men ...uhoh..hope physics students only understand this. We men do the Lenz's Law, someway or another or similarly. The example would be of using a soft magnet and is it or coil of wire. Then do the cutting of the magnet through the current. eheh, "electricity". Major digression. I was just supposed to say look at the bright side, it's my friend's birthday, the tall and sexy one. 18 years ago, he kicked his mum hard to be expelled through the canal. See, even he looked at the bright side, only to be pulled out by the doctor. He must be dreaming of Steve Vai. Sigh you came to face the stress of life and you handled 18 years with honour. Keep it up, you should be singing, "what is my name?!!! What is my name!!! Revolution is my name!".

[song content thievery from Revolution by Pantera]

By the way, this is the post which i took the shortest time to finish writing. Clocked at 30 minutes.


You see how grown up this man is. He is none other than my Jeesus from Lorong Argus(near Chulia street and Love lane).