5. BOOBy Trap

Ideals

What is the definition of booby trap? Or rather what do you comprehend of the term?

To me and friends, it means a set of accident-causing reagents. Let's find out more about the reagents, catalysts and stressors...

Aim: To identify the booby trap that exist
Problem Statement: What does it mean by booby trap?
Hypothesis: Booby trap causes accident
Variables:
M V: Girl wearing 3-size-smaller clothing, girl wearing oversized clothing(cleavage not revealed)
R V: An accident
F V: The girl(pretty, sexy and slim), car travelling at the same speed, driver and passengers maintain normal conversation, very civic-conscious(signals are used and traffic laws and rules are obeyed) traffic with occasional stops
Materials/apparatus: Sexy clothing, loose clothing, car, other cars, pedestrians
Technique: Recording the consciousness and concentration of the driver and passengers and witnessing the accident if any
Procedure:
1. Drive the car. Chat with people in the car.
2. Place a girl wearing the oversized clothing at the roadside. Let her walk.
3. Let pedestrians walk across the road and other cars making sudden stops or doing reversing which cause the traffic to slow down and eventually stop if necessary.
4. Observe and watch what happens. Record the results.
5. Repeat steps 1 to 4 by replacing the girl's clothing to the super fitting size.
Results:

First test showed negative result. No accident occurred. The driver took a glance at the girl and then quickly shifted his view and concentration back at the road. The driver safely slowed down and eventually came to a safe stop.
Second test showed positive result. An accident occurred. The driver took a glance at the girl and then quickly shifted his view back at the road but turned his head back again to look at the girl(eyes were opened wider too). Conversation was sidetracked, admiring the girl lecherously such as "waaa, hot!", "waaa, look at that!" and "waaa leima, tualiap lo k*nineh!". One of the passenger went paused to his amazement and the other suddenly shouted to his horror, "OIIII! GOT CAR IN FRONT!!!". The driver then shifted his body position to face the steering wheel and the direction of his driving lane in a speed faster than the speed of sound. However, it was too late. The car rammed into the back of the other car which was in the middle of the road reversing to get into the lane.
(Positivity and negativity are relative to the hypothesis of the experiment conducted)

Conclusion: Booby trap causes accident. Booby trap is a natural phenomenon whereby an attractive figure appears out of nowhere and catches attention greatly in the event that if victims are to be caught unwary they are to face the consequences themselves and eventually catalyses following distasteful events which lead to death ultimately, if the circumstance where the booby trap prevail is hazardous, e.g. busy traffic.

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That is a brief evidence I have to describe about "booby trap". The second result is actually a reenactment of what I experienced except that the accident did not happen, the car was stopped dangerously but still managed to safely pull out from accident. I was merely the person who went paused. It is a little bit exaggerated ok...don't take it too seriously, we are still sane, safe and sound. It's kinda stressful huh..trying so hard to concentrate on driving when suddenly something that is so sweet to the eyes tempt us. hehe

This post is in no intention to offend any party in the use of words such as "girl", "tight clothing", "oversized clothing", "cleavage", "pretty", "slim", "sexy" and some other lewd expressions used.

Laugh out loud people...and LTMAC is my version, short for Laughing Till My Ass Crack.